One day (after we adopted him - 6 years ago) I noticed he was chirping/playing (agressivly) with one of his toys. I thought it was wierd, but I was happy that he took to his toy... But he did that about 3-5 times a day. I spoke to a friend of mine who's a bird "expert" and she said, "Ari... he's masterbating..." I said, "Say WHAT!?!? No way! But he doesn't have a look of guilt when he's done (like a lot of us experience after the act)." She said, "I promise you he's masturbating."
I went home and thought about it. As a Christian woman, I'm taught that it's wrong to play with your "bits & pieces". So, when it does happens (masterbation), you feel guilty & you feel like an asshole... & there's immediatly a feeling that comes over you..."SOMETHNG TERRIBLY WRONG is going to happen". For instance, "Am I going to get hit by a car? Now I'm not going to win the lotto!! Will one of my pets or family members get sick? " Or like in the scary movie "The Ring"... You will die after you watch the video....
But watching Bert in the "act" & when he's "finished" it makes think... I don't see Bert looking concerned that something bad is going to happen to him. Or a guilty look that he's disappointed "someone". He doesn't fly to his little tub of water and cleanse the guilt/dirtiness away. He actually has a proud look on his face, like saying, "yeah... I tapped that..."
So... If Bert can masterbate... why can't I?!?
Video soon to come...
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